SERVICES

We here at Gunston Dog Lawyers provide you the client with a plethora of legal resources. From Payment Planning, to Initiative, to Strategy, to Justice, to Results. Just sit back and let the legal machinations enacted & exacted by Gunston Dog Lawyers in Action wash all over Fido's soapy little besotted ballsack.

Planning

We here at Gunston Dog Lawyers will plan justice for your dog with meticulous planning. Just like in the picture above, our legal team will examine market forces while holding a nice ballpen then plan some awesome legal strategy on behalf of your fluff-faced, leper-cocked canine.

Strategy

Legal strategy is like second nature to the legal team at Gunston Dog Lawyers. Look at that diagram above, "lead", "intern", that's winning strategy, bugger me these lawyers are so good they probably take a leisurely dump at lunchtime and some cunt winds up getting his nuts fried on the electric chair two towns over.

Results

The results at Gunston Dog Lawyers Inc Dot Com speak for themselves. Your dog will have a raging little 8-mm stiffy for days after he is cleared of all charges thanks to the world of restorative justice Gunston-style.